Today:
- I was asked to take some blood samples down to the lab at the UVRMC (where I volunteer) and I got lost. Really really lost. Do you have any idea how huge that hospital is?
- I am teething. My 12 year molers are finally growing in. Just in time for my 22nd birthday.
- As a result of my teeth growing in, the left side of my face is infected. It turned from slight pain in my tooth to severe throbbing pain down my neck and today it spread to my left ear. Awesome.
- I have a bad attitude.
- I got teary eyed watching Mean Girls. Seriously.
- I had to pee in a cup at school and then run all these tests on my own pee. Then I had to explain to people how to pee in a cup and how to bring their poop into the Doctors. Double awesome.
- Rick didn't get the graveyard job, and nobody knows why.
- It is day number 9 of my headache. It comes every night, stays for 2 hours, and then leaves.
- Rick was up until 2 am putting our swamp cooler in. Totally worth it. It went from 85 degrees in our room to 66 degrees.
Also:
What does it look like when a brown guy and a super white/borderline glow in the dark girl get married?
Maybe I'm a vampire. And maybe Twilight is wrong and vampires and Indians/wolves can live peacefully together.
I'm embarrassed that I just said that.
You should be embarrassed for thinking it was kind of clever.
5 comments:
Sorry times are so crappy. It'll get better soon. :) PS: I can't believe you just did the Twilight thing. HAHAHA! (but it's still funny)
you're my favorite. a lot of the time. i'm glad we can glow in the dark together. fist.
Now you are almost a fullfledged medical assistant you should consider using such clinical terms such as urine and feces.
I'm just sayin.'
PS It was clever.
I would have been embarrassed too if I'd said that.
and then I was when you told me I should be for thinking you were clever.
you are white. in case you didn't know.
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