Sometimes I think I have ADHD

Sometimes I wish that my last name was McCallister. Like the McCallisters from Home Alone. Jodi McCallister - its got such a nice ring to it. McCallister is the last name of someone rich and successful. Like there probably is some bank or huge building in New York City that says "McCallister" on it. The letters are probably made out of gold, too.

You know that noise your computer makes when it's working really hard or like if you put a CD in it? I hate that noise. I hate it when my computer does that for no reason. Mine has been doing it for like the last 20 minutes and I feel like it's going to explode.

Meeko is so cute and by cute I mean less annoying. He follows me around all the time but instead of biting my toes/licking my legs/ jumping on me he will just sit there and look at me. He seems to be trying to tell me something by the looks he gives me. I can't tell if he is saying "I love you so much, you are my favorite thing in the world" or if he's saying "I hate you for getting me neutered, I hate this cone around my head, I hate that you never let me on the couch, I will forever pee on your carpet because of how much I hate you."

I love my job so much. I work with the most amazing kids in the world. I don't know if they will ever know how great I think they are. This one kid and I had a heart to heart for like 25 minutes about all of the similar weird OCD compulsions we have and things that drive us crazy. Like cotton. I hate cotton, you guys. Like those cotton ball things? Why do those even exist? Have you ever had to tear a cotton ball in half? My skin is hurting just thinking about it.

I had a dream the other night that I got a phone call from my friend Lacey and she told me that she had her baby and to come to the Hospital. We get there and we see this cute baby and it had bright BLUE hair. I was like "uhhhhhhh" and then Lacey's doctor was like "well, I tried to warn her but she ignored me and she went right ahead and ate all of those blue M&Ms during her pregnancy even though I told her not to." I woke myself up laughing.

Today at work all the phones went down so no one could call Nursing for anything but we always have radios with us so I told the Campus Supervisor that if anyone needed to get ahold of nursing they could use the radios. And then everyone was like "Judy, do you copy?" And I thought to myself "Please don't be talking to me, I don't want to have to correct you and have everyone that has a radio be able to hear it, but then if I don't correct you you will call me Judy forever. Please be talking to someone else with a similar name." But then I realized there is no other "Judy" so I knew they were talking to me. So I said "this is JODI, go ahead" and they're like "hey Judy, the client is ready to see you." So I walk down to where this girl was and I talk to her then I leave and then 4 people were like "Bye, thanks Judy" and the girl (who knows my name) just looked at me really confused and I just shook my head at her. And now they're going to always call me Judy. I probably should have corrected them there but I panicked. It would have been 4 against one, I can't handle that.

We have netflix. Finally. I don't know why it's taken us so long to jump on that bandwagon. We watched a movie the other day called "Exit Through the Gift Shop." It's a documentary about street art. It's so good and so funny and the art is so amazing.